Well, what can we say about this fishy story, except we don’t approve of nicotine bubbles in the water ‒ and this includes in Tokyo, Japan. Possibly their fish have taken to e-cigarettes after the smoking ban. Maybe, just maybe the Fukushima nuclear power station business forced everything underground.

If this is a plot to outwit the Chinese then someone needs to talk to this fish directly. We are left utterly speechless about the importance of this. Please post suggestions to our submarine.