Steal Quarter Road in Yulee, Florida is an unremarkable track less than a quarter mile long that could provide a clue. The only sign of activity is a leveled industrial estate and an abandoned dam that looks like stinky poo.

Some folk insist the spelling should be Steel Quarter Road and the sign writer made a typo. If they are serious, perhaps someone stole the foundry lock, stock and rolling mill and took it away. This is a serious matter. Nobody steals a march on us. We will ask the feds to investigate the theft.