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Well Endowed Ladies Welcome
03.03.16
Well Endowed Ladies Welcome
Come to our delicate High Street.
The Honest (Rather Boring) Truth
02.18.16
The Honest (Rather Boring) Truth
Sophus wasn't like that at all.
Needless by Name but Not by Nature
02.04.16
Needless by Name but Not by Nature
But needless to say, it is here to stay.
Jackassers, You Belong Here
01.21.16
Jackassers, You Belong Here
The UK could be the perfect place to indulge your favorite fantasies
This Place is Not for Sissies
12.29.15
This Place is Not for Sissies
A lane just for tough people.
You’ll Labor in Vain, Drove Builder
12.18.15
You’ll Labor in Vain, Drove Builder
I and my cottage are staying put forever.
Paris Toujours [VIDEO]
12.16.15
Paris Toujours [VIDEO]
We'll always have Paris.
Opportunity to Spend Quality Time in Bed
12.11.15
Opportunity to Spend Quality Time in Bed
Forget the thundering M25 orbital motorway.
Hey You! Stop Fannying About
11.20.15
Hey You! Stop Fannying About
Buying a home here could turn out a fan-tastic investment.
Forget the Road: A Hornyold Bishop Lived Here
10.26.15
Forget the Road: A Hornyold Bishop Lived Here
Although he was not supposed to.
Beware Peeping Toms with Helmets
10.21.15
Beware Peeping Toms with Helmets
If you happen to be in the Baltic countries.
10 Most Embarrassing Places to Live in France
10.16.15
10 Most Embarrassing Places to Live in France
That's what happens when you name your towns after body parts, insults, and private dealings.
Get Lost, Leave Our Sign Alone
10.14.15
Get Lost, Leave Our Sign Alone
Thieves beware.
10 Top Shortest Place Names in the World
10.09.15
10 Top Shortest Place Names in the World
Life is short, so why waste time on long place names?
The Ins and Outs of Sexhow Lane, UK
10.06.15
The Ins and Outs of Sexhow Lane, UK
For all we know it still works the same way today.
Look at This Irresistible Madrid Darling
09.29.15
Look at This Irresistible Madrid Darling
Smiiile!
Watch Out for Reindeer Poo in England
09.21.15
Watch Out for Reindeer Poo in England
Has anybody tipped off this London borough about it?
10 Top European Countries Reduced to American Small Towns
09.17.15
10 Top European Countries Reduced to American Small Towns
Take your European Tour without ever leaving the country.
The Łazy Person’s Way to Exercise
09.14.15
The Łazy Person’s Way to Exercise
We beg your pardon if this sounds a little tiresome.
Are You Looking for a Horni Police Person?
09.07.15
Are You Looking for a Horni Police Person?
It might be better not to get pulled over here.
10 Rarest Animals Featured on Road Signs
09.03.15
10 Rarest Animals Featured on Road Signs
Why did the nene cross the road...? Read on and you might find out.
Ding, Dong Was That a Bell?
07.23.15
Ding, Dong Was That a Bell?
Hear this before you start thinking naughty.
Lashings of Useful Information
07.16.15
Lashings of Useful Information
Lower and Upper Thongers giving new meaning to the word “separates”.
Pretty or Ugley: Take Your Pick
07.07.15
Pretty or Ugley: Take Your Pick
Don't be too hard on this.
A Climactic Moment near Yorkshire
07.02.15
A Climactic Moment near Yorkshire
But we choose not to speculate on the connection.
But Will There Always Be an England?
06.25.15
But Will There Always Be an England?
Crazy things our country cousins get up to.
Enough to Make You Want to Throw
06.23.15
Enough to Make You Want to Throw
Be careful with the Puke Beer.
Did the Bishop of Condom Have a Hand on This One?
06.16.15
Did the Bishop of Condom Have a Hand on This One?
Preserving mankind.
Looking for a Nice Clit Hotel for the Night?
05.21.15
Looking for a Nice Clit Hotel for the Night?
But be careful not to cause troubles with the locals.
Dry Yourself Off Afterwards
05.11.15
Dry Yourself Off Afterwards
No need to expose yourself to indecency charges.
Whose Head Belongs On This Platter?
05.05.15
Whose Head Belongs On This Platter?
One candidate too many for the post.
Which Way Do You Prefer Your Dicker
04.22.15
Which Way Do You Prefer Your Dicker
Talk about the highs and lows of British country life.
Peat and the Village Pond
04.15.15
Peat and the Village Pond
Presumably lots of action around the village pond at midnight.
Curious Kissing Habits of the British
04.02.15
Curious Kissing Habits of the British
But lovers were too busy to notice the sign...
The Place of Ups and Downs
03.26.15
The Place of Ups and Downs
From when Wade the Giant scooped up earth to throw at his wife
Crawls Not Up
03.13.15
Crawls Not Up
Irritated animals are waiting for you.
No Shooting Butts Here
03.11.15
No Shooting Butts Here
Be careful about what you show to these snipers.
Is That a Polar Bear in My Soup?
03.09.15
Is That a Polar Bear in My Soup?
Imagine bumping into that thing when dining in a restaurant.
Don’t Upset the Lickey Locals
03.05.15
Don’t Upset the Lickey Locals
We don’t want you coming to a sticky end.
Depends on What You’re Thinking
03.03.15
Depends on What You’re Thinking
But absolutely nothing to do with positions on the table.
Bring Your Own Bulldozer
02.24.15
Bring Your Own Bulldozer
This village has been confused about itself for a long time.
No Fighting Please
02.20.15
No Fighting Please
Make peace not war and stop exchanging those kind of blows.
Danger Children Hot Ahead
02.16.15
Danger Children Hot Ahead
These Swedish children are not spawning, but some of them look already quite badly affected.
Please Try Being Nice
02.11.15
Please Try Being Nice
Do your best not to tease the locals. Just in case.
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
02.10.15
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
This Spanish town in the province of Seville is not what we would define as a tourist hotspot.
The Shetland Island of Twatt
02.09.15
The Shetland Island of Twatt
If you send them a donation you'll be welcome anytime for a visit.
A Daft Way to Get There
02.04.15
A Daft Way to Get There
Maybe not so stupid, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
A Picturesque Country Stream
02.02.15
A Picturesque Country Stream
You'll still have to sit down even if you take out the "h".
Teutonic Version of a Wank
01.29.15
Teutonic Version of a Wank
We don’t advise going further when enjoying the sunshine with your top off.
Want to Slip Down a Back Passage?
01.26.15
Want to Slip Down a Back Passage?
From a time when all you needed was a crack to slip through.
Beware of Elderly People
01.23.15
Beware of Elderly People
We have absolutely nothing against seniors, but...
Luxury Shopping in Europe
01.17.15
Luxury Shopping in Europe
The new caste of kings and queens of Europe.
Danger Children Very Cross Here
01.15.15
Danger Children Very Cross Here
Be careful! Little girls in Warsaw are demanding bigger lollipops.
Ouch! That’s My Jewelry
01.13.15
Ouch! That’s My Jewelry
Fiery conquistadores with a taste for a vigorous approach.
Muff Moments in Ireland
01.12.15
Muff Moments in Ireland
Day and night-time entertainment in County Donegal.
A Venerable Ancestral Home
01.07.15
A Venerable Ancestral Home
We don’t recommend you try stealing this sign.
Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You
01.02.15
Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You
These kind of things happen when out-of-towners irritate natives.
From Petting to Taching & More
12.30.14
From Petting to Taching & More
Hold on to your clothes before you ask.
High-Heel Student Pranks
12.29.14
High-Heel Student Pranks
Caring for Danish women's shoes.
Pongy Canals and Dead Fish
12.25.14
Pongy Canals and Dead Fish
Those kind of things can happen when you don't flush your canals.
Merry Christmas, Santa is in Town
12.24.14
Merry Christmas, Santa is in Town
Thank you everybody. And have a hugely Merry Christmas!
Ho-Ho, Ho-Ho, It’s Off to Titty Ho We Go
12.23.14
Ho-Ho, Ho-Ho, It’s Off to Titty Ho We Go
Leave that beer and come here. It's time to gather for a giggle.
Danger Global Warming
12.18.14
Danger Global Warming
Or just planning to run 40 laps around the council swimming pool.
Community Living Is a Bitche
12.17.14
Community Living Is a Bitche
It's just a guess, but there might be a divorce court nearby.
More Salt with the Ice Please
12.15.14
More Salt with the Ice Please
Be careful! They just can't afford to lose another waiter.
Calling All Pros
12.12.14
Calling All Pros
Couldn't they just be suggesting a dress code for the evening?
Is This a Silly Sign?
12.05.14
Is This a Silly Sign?
Not as stupid as you might think.
A Messy Business
12.03.14
A Messy Business
Couldn't it just be a confusion due to an unusually cold winter?
I Love My Pussy
11.27.14
I Love My Pussy
An ancient mountain village in France with a peculiar name.
The Butt of a Joke
11.26.14
The Butt of a Joke
The residents of this road had to change its name, because they didn't like being butted.
Fancy a Happy Bottom Today?
11.23.14
Fancy a Happy Bottom Today?
People in Dorset... oh they love their pigs so much!
One with Nature
11.05.14
One with Nature
FKK is a German movement whose origin dates back to 1898. It follows naturism and nudism as a way of life.
A Bridge of Spies
11.04.14
A Bridge of Spies
It was one of the passages between East and West Berlin. The Glienicke Bridge became the chosen site for prisoner exchanges between the KGB and the CIA from 1961-1986.
Kafka’s Prague
10.31.14
Kafka’s Prague
The experiences of the writer in his hometown left a deep imprint on his work.
Did Piccadilly Circus Ever Have Lions and Elephants?
10.31.14
Did Piccadilly Circus Ever Have Lions and Elephants?
In that case, how often did they have shows? Is it still on? Can you get tickets on internet?
The Grand Square of a Floating City
10.31.14
The Grand Square of a Floating City
Piazza San Marco is definitely the highlight of the “floating city” and a true icon of Italy.
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