Patong Beach is the place to party when you visit Phuket (what a load of P’s and you might need one after you empty the bottle). The town motto is ‘mai pen rai’ which means ‘don’t worry, be happy’, which is presumably why the mayor put this crazy sign up in the interests of maintaining order.

We are relieved to know the Phuket people are socially responsible and are prepared to crawl a mile to find the nearest recycling center (although we hope the fellow remembers to put the screw cap in a separate bin).