The picturesque English village of Ugley has an Ugley green and an Ugley church. The Doomsday Book lists it as Ugghelea perhaps meaning a woodland clearing belonging to a man named Ugga, although to be polite we will just say he may have not been ugly and had dashing good looks instead.

The local Automobile Association recommends visitors include a walk it calls “Pretty Ugley”. This takes in views of the countryside along grassy tracks through woodland. This is just as well as there are no loos along the route, and you might just have to pop behind a tree to read the morning paper.