Middelfart is a Danish town begun in 1231 as Mæthælfar meaning “middle way”. It’s a cute place although we suspect the canal running through the town center might get a little smelly if they don’t flush it out from time to time. Once a year they hold their Smag Og Oplev Middelfart food fair where a large selection of smoked and fresh fish is on offer. This might make a pong if you leave it out the fridge. We’ll hand over to your imagination as we’re feeling squeamish and need fresh air.