The only possible conclusion is that giant mastodons, woolly mammoths, and ground sloths must have tasted finger licking good judging by the discarded bones William Clark discovered picked bare in 1807. The nearby communities of Beaverlick and Rabbit Hash suggest this part of Kentucky is hardly vegetarian (which was presumably Colonel Saunders’ inspiration when he mixed those spices). If you’re into steaks there’s a handy herd of bisons nearby – although we doubt one will fit into a pressure-cooker fryer unless you fold the legs.