This poor fellow worries us especially as Hallstatt, Austria has only 946 residents and can’t possibly afford to lose another waiter to a ‘Dying Swan’ act (that’s a prissy ballet gig). Fortunately they have lots of salt from local mines they can sprinkle on the floor.
But wait a moment. Isn’t this the place where they’re planning to build a replica of China? In that case, maybe the waiter is just dreaming of all the tips he is going to get. Tra-la-la, we’re off to Hallstatt waitron school where we are going to earn real money instead of posting these crazy signs.