Sweetheart I’m all alone and feeling randy standing at the intersection of County House, but no worry because this is only a tender trap. It’s just the truckers keep on looking at my skirt and I’m getting hot under the collar and wanting to strip off.

The other problem I have is Bruce, Wisconsin (now don’t go get jealous) has a population of fewer than 800 people and only 4% of householders are single males. I am alone and so are you so let’s pop by the lake and take a dip in any way you want.