Pussy is actually an ancient mountain village in France. Before you get ideas, the name comes from a Roman gent called Pussius (you say it “Pussy-I-Us”) who once owned the place ‒ although he may also have been a Roman General who simply stole it. The locals are so proud of their mediaeval town they wear t-shirts with ‘I LOVE MY PUSSY’ on them. If you visit and buy one, please remember to remove it before you return home to mum.