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As Ragged Ass Broke as a Mine Ever Was
03.24.16
As Ragged Ass Broke as a Mine Ever Was
Ask why in the Northwest Territories.
Perfect If You Don’t Know Where You Are Going
03.17.16
Perfect If You Don’t Know Where You Are Going
The only people that care are those who steal the signs.
Fancy a Nibble on a Hoecake?
03.10.16
Fancy a Nibble on a Hoecake?
When a man wants it, nothing else will do.
Well Endowed Ladies Welcome
03.03.16
Well Endowed Ladies Welcome
Come to our delicate High Street.
Tuck That Thought Away
02.25.16
Tuck That Thought Away
Arlene was not a hot neighborhood gossip.
The Honest (Rather Boring) Truth
02.18.16
The Honest (Rather Boring) Truth
Sophus wasn't like that at all.
Not Quite a Pink Wedding Yet
02.11.16
Not Quite a Pink Wedding Yet
When is it, doll?
Needless by Name but Not by Nature
02.04.16
Needless by Name but Not by Nature
But needless to say, it is here to stay.
Actually a Nice Place to Visit
01.28.16
Actually a Nice Place to Visit
Don't let your nose deceive you.
Jackassers, You Belong Here
01.21.16
Jackassers, You Belong Here
The UK could be the perfect place to indulge your favorite fantasies
The Best Place to Trash Your Petunias
01.05.16
The Best Place to Trash Your Petunias
Come drop your load.
This Place is Not for Sissies
12.29.15
This Place is Not for Sissies
A lane just for tough people.
Honey I’m So Hungry I’m Tuckered Out
12.22.15
Honey I’m So Hungry I’m Tuckered Out
Look for your only salvation here.
You’ll Labor in Vain, Drove Builder
12.18.15
You’ll Labor in Vain, Drove Builder
I and my cottage are staying put forever.
Opportunity to Spend Quality Time in Bed
12.11.15
Opportunity to Spend Quality Time in Bed
Forget the thundering M25 orbital motorway.
Form an Orderly Queue to the Jail
12.08.15
Form an Orderly Queue to the Jail
Revenge is the road, not the answer.
A Hard-On Opportunity in Beersheba, Israel
12.04.15
A Hard-On Opportunity in Beersheba, Israel
If you prefer dry, dusty places in the middle of nowhere.
Never Sweat My Pal. Be Cool
12.01.15
Never Sweat My Pal. Be Cool
Trying to tame this place.
An Incredibly Dull Story
11.24.15
An Incredibly Dull Story
Never a dull moment with all that Dull produce.
Hey You! Stop Fannying About
11.20.15
Hey You! Stop Fannying About
Buying a home here could turn out a fan-tastic investment.
Forget the Skunk, Worry About the Moose Scat
11.09.15
Forget the Skunk, Worry About the Moose Scat
You can take a chance if you have zero sense of smell.
Wong Way to Go in Te Anau, New Zealand
11.04.15
Wong Way to Go in Te Anau, New Zealand
But in the wight direction with cuisine for Chinese visitors.
The Colon’s Ended. Do We Need a Full Stop?
11.02.15
The Colon’s Ended. Do We Need a Full Stop?
We have heard San Francisco has a vibrant population.
Do You Like Your French Fryz With a Totz
10.28.15
Do You Like Your French Fryz With a Totz
We decided to taste them ourselves.
Forget the Road: A Hornyold Bishop Lived Here
10.26.15
Forget the Road: A Hornyold Bishop Lived Here
Although he was not supposed to.
Beware Peeping Toms with Helmets
10.21.15
Beware Peeping Toms with Helmets
If you happen to be in the Baltic countries.
Watch Out for the Left Hand Cross Right Hook
10.19.15
Watch Out for the Left Hand Cross Right Hook
Don't trip over your left hand in this neck of the woods.
Get Lost, Leave Our Sign Alone
10.14.15
Get Lost, Leave Our Sign Alone
Thieves beware.
Tread Lightly Down Poos Road, Eaton, OH
10.12.15
Tread Lightly Down Poos Road, Eaton, OH
There may be more than a few ones beneath your feet.
The Ins and Outs of Sexhow Lane, UK
10.06.15
The Ins and Outs of Sexhow Lane, UK
For all we know it still works the same way today.
Not Little Bighorn in Hexie Mountains, California
09.22.15
Not Little Bighorn in Hexie Mountains, California
We suspect the truth is lying elsewhere undiscovered.
Watch Out for Reindeer Poo in England
09.21.15
Watch Out for Reindeer Poo in England
Has anybody tipped off this London borough about it?
No More Utopia in Ohio
09.15.15
No More Utopia in Ohio
Down the river and out of reach.
The Łazy Person’s Way to Exercise
09.14.15
The Łazy Person’s Way to Exercise
We beg your pardon if this sounds a little tiresome.
Elvis Lives on but Not in This Place
09.08.15
Elvis Lives on but Not in This Place
We doubt the King of Rock would be delighted with his namesake.
Are You Looking for a Horni Police Person?
09.07.15
Are You Looking for a Horni Police Person?
It might be better not to get pulled over here.
Beyond Hope in Beatty, Nevada
09.01.15
Beyond Hope in Beatty, Nevada
Where the only life left is wild flowers flourishing in the spring
Temporary Park to Get Off in China
08.28.15
Temporary Park to Get Off in China
Is there a screen around so we can get some privacy?
The Fishing is Good in Emo, Ontario
08.26.15
The Fishing is Good in Emo, Ontario
Pioneers in style.
You’d Better Do a Monkey Run
08.24.15
You’d Better Do a Monkey Run
The talk about lawless vandals has us feeling worried.
I’m Alone and Waiting Honey
08.11.15
I’m Alone and Waiting Honey
Let's meet tonight.
Smoking Competition Coming Up
08.06.15
Smoking Competition Coming Up
But we are still looking for the smoking gun.
Let’s Enjoy the Best of Life
08.04.15
Let’s Enjoy the Best of Life
Everything has its moment.
Shall We Make a Cup of Tea
07.30.15
Shall We Make a Cup of Tea
Waiting for someone to break the ice.
But the Grease Trap is Clean Sir
07.28.15
But the Grease Trap is Clean Sir
Better not ask for a lard sandwich just in case.
Ding, Dong Was That a Bell?
07.23.15
Ding, Dong Was That a Bell?
Hear this before you start thinking naughty.
Sleep Tight & No Bad Dreams
07.21.15
Sleep Tight & No Bad Dreams
Time to cuddle up together and not get spooked.
Lashings of Useful Information
07.16.15
Lashings of Useful Information
Lower and Upper Thongers giving new meaning to the word “separates”.
The Unexpected Always Happens
07.14.15
The Unexpected Always Happens
You never know what unexpected thrilling thoughts arise until you use imagination.
Come on in for Your Slice of Paradise
07.09.15
Come on in for Your Slice of Paradise
But it can become wild after dark...
Pretty or Ugley: Take Your Pick
07.07.15
Pretty or Ugley: Take Your Pick
Don't be too hard on this.
A Climactic Moment near Yorkshire
07.02.15
A Climactic Moment near Yorkshire
But we choose not to speculate on the connection.
Not Gay Boy Closet
06.30.15
Not Gay Boy Closet
Gay Boy Court, like the one that just legalized same-sex marriage.
But Will There Always Be an England?
06.25.15
But Will There Always Be an England?
Crazy things our country cousins get up to.
Enough to Make You Want to Throw
06.23.15
Enough to Make You Want to Throw
Be careful with the Puke Beer.
What Are Those Chunky Lads Doing in the River?
06.18.15
What Are Those Chunky Lads Doing in the River?
Ask the Chunka-playing Chanki Chitto.
Did the Bishop of Condom Have a Hand on This One?
06.16.15
Did the Bishop of Condom Have a Hand on This One?
Preserving mankind.
Don’t Stress: This Applies to Cows
06.11.15
Don’t Stress: This Applies to Cows
Lick like Larry (LOL).
Please Do Not Attempt This Feat
06.09.15
Please Do Not Attempt This Feat
Acrobatics in Thailand.
A Hash of a Rabbit
06.05.15
A Hash of a Rabbit
No trucks leaving mash of those lovely creatures on the road as they roar past.
Go Where You Feel Good About It
05.25.15
Go Where You Feel Good About It
Transcending transgender in Thailand.
Looking for a Nice Clit Hotel for the Night?
05.21.15
Looking for a Nice Clit Hotel for the Night?
But be careful not to cause troubles with the locals.
Would You Like a Coffee, Mr. Wagon Driver?
05.20.15
Would You Like a Coffee, Mr. Wagon Driver?
A place in Mississippi with a very special brew.
Danger: Earmuff Red Alert
05.19.15
Danger: Earmuff Red Alert
It’s only right the government provides the neighbors with free acoustic muffs.
Please Dispose of Bicycles Here
05.14.15
Please Dispose of Bicycles Here
As difficult as unreading this once you've read it.
Nobody Blue Here It Seems
05.13.15
Nobody Blue Here It Seems
A question of maybe not so dull colors.
Dry Yourself Off Afterwards
05.11.15
Dry Yourself Off Afterwards
No need to expose yourself to indecency charges.
Is That an Apron or a Rag?
05.07.15
Is That an Apron or a Rag?
Shakin' beggars across the country.
I Say Old Bean. Look What I Found Here
05.06.15
I Say Old Bean. Look What I Found Here
More likely to choose four than five-letter words.
Whose Head Belongs On This Platter?
05.05.15
Whose Head Belongs On This Platter?
One candidate too many for the post.
Where the Dog Go?
04.30.15
Where the Dog Go?
And Woodland was dead serious when it created this alley.
Will You Score Tonight?
04.28.15
Will You Score Tonight?
Making whoopee higher up in the mountains.
Burrowing Away in Fair Play
04.23.15
Burrowing Away in Fair Play
Let the burro race begin.
Which Way Do You Prefer Your Dicker
04.22.15
Which Way Do You Prefer Your Dicker
Talk about the highs and lows of British country life.
The Steel Mill that Stole Away
04.21.15
The Steel Mill that Stole Away
Nobody steals a march on us.
Mind Your Pees and Queues
04.16.15
Mind Your Pees and Queues
Sometimes the alternative is too horrible to contemplate.
Peat and the Village Pond
04.15.15
Peat and the Village Pond
Presumably lots of action around the village pond at midnight.
Please Go the Other Way
04.14.15
Please Go the Other Way
A path of military splendor.
Want to See My Stand?
04.10.15
Want to See My Stand?
But, if you don't mind, who exactly are the slippery?
Mad Moments in Oleander City
04.09.15
Mad Moments in Oleander City
Things could grow complicated if the law asked for a fixed address.
Curious Kissing Habits of the British
04.02.15
Curious Kissing Habits of the British
But lovers were too busy to notice the sign...
Hide Under Your Umbrella
04.01.15
Hide Under Your Umbrella
We are law-abiding citizens but there must be exceptions.
A Cool Place to Chill
03.31.15
A Cool Place to Chill
You've got to believe Todd Hausman.
The Place of Ups and Downs
03.26.15
The Place of Ups and Downs
From when Wade the Giant scooped up earth to throw at his wife
Bowler Hats and Umbrellas Advised
03.25.15
Bowler Hats and Umbrellas Advised
Waiting for her to stall and come crashing to the ground.
Obama, Chopsticks and Sugar-Coated Beans
03.24.15
Obama, Chopsticks and Sugar-Coated Beans
A little beach in the Far East for not such a little name in the Far West.
Watch the Watermelon Prices
03.19.15
Watch the Watermelon Prices
Perhaps the surveyor had a prophecy of what was coming.
Do Not Light the Trees
03.18.15
Do Not Light the Trees
Worrying about what could be happening in the fortune cookie business.
Make Me a Random Road
03.16.15
Make Me a Random Road
We suspect there may be something behind these roads popping up...
Crawls Not Up
03.13.15
Crawls Not Up
Irritated animals are waiting for you.
No Shooting Butts Here
03.11.15
No Shooting Butts Here
Be careful about what you show to these snipers.
And Not Just For Show
03.10.15
And Not Just For Show
From a radio program to the middle of nowhere.
Is That a Polar Bear in My Soup?
03.09.15
Is That a Polar Bear in My Soup?
Imagine bumping into that thing when dining in a restaurant.
Red Alert. Quickly Run.
03.06.15
Red Alert. Quickly Run.
Clearly, this man is worked up about something.
Don’t Upset the Lickey Locals
03.05.15
Don’t Upset the Lickey Locals
We don’t want you coming to a sticky end.
Any Way You Want is Good
03.04.15
Any Way You Want is Good
All ways lead to Texas.
Depends on What You’re Thinking
03.03.15
Depends on What You’re Thinking
But absolutely nothing to do with positions on the table.
Honey Let’s Go Uff Da Hill
03.02.15
Honey Let’s Go Uff Da Hill
Every time I come here I'm overwhelmed.
A Peculiar Way of Naming Things
02.27.15
A Peculiar Way of Naming Things
That's what happens when you need a train to stop at your place.
This is Embarrassing
02.26.15
This is Embarrassing
We'll try our best to be polite.
An Exciting Time in Oregon
02.25.15
An Exciting Time in Oregon
If you're Boring, look for Bland and Dull friends...
Bring Your Own Bulldozer
02.24.15
Bring Your Own Bulldozer
This village has been confused about itself for a long time.
A Whale of a Controversy
02.23.15
A Whale of a Controversy
Do you see here plenty of people with odd interests?
No Fighting Please
02.20.15
No Fighting Please
Make peace not war and stop exchanging those kind of blows.
How Now White Cow
02.19.15
How Now White Cow
A plot of bovine proportions.
Kindly Cross Your Knees
02.18.15
Kindly Cross Your Knees
We suggest you don't drop by here.
How to Not Have Sex
02.17.15
How to Not Have Sex
Do you think they fought so much they didn't get around to making babies?
Danger Children Hot Ahead
02.16.15
Danger Children Hot Ahead
These Swedish children are not spawning, but some of them look already quite badly affected.
Want to Be a Mayor?
02.13.15
Want to Be a Mayor?
We guess they don’t have a Kentucky yet.
Not Quite a Catastrophe
02.12.15
Not Quite a Catastrophe
Cross or very cross cats here.
Please Try Being Nice
02.11.15
Please Try Being Nice
Do your best not to tease the locals. Just in case.
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
02.10.15
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
This Spanish town in the province of Seville is not what we would define as a tourist hotspot.
The Shetland Island of Twatt
02.09.15
The Shetland Island of Twatt
If you send them a donation you'll be welcome anytime for a visit.
Shrink Available Down the Lane
02.06.15
Shrink Available Down the Lane
We wonder if this sign in Michigan pretends to show us the way to Transylvania.
No Need to Bankroll This
02.05.15
No Need to Bankroll This
In this story you'll spot a very clear silver lining.
A Daft Way to Get There
02.04.15
A Daft Way to Get There
Maybe not so stupid, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
No Fork So Call it Why
02.03.15
No Fork So Call it Why
If it had been a crossroad they might have called it "Mad".
A Picturesque Country Stream
02.02.15
A Picturesque Country Stream
You'll still have to sit down even if you take out the "h".
Wise Investment or Sink Hole
01.30.15
Wise Investment or Sink Hole
It still sounds like a smart place to put your money.
Teutonic Version of a Wank
01.29.15
Teutonic Version of a Wank
We don’t advise going further when enjoying the sunshine with your top off.
Don’t Drive on Penguins
01.28.15
Don’t Drive on Penguins
What will you do if you find them on your engine... or on your bed?
Washroom Somewhere Near?
01.27.15
Washroom Somewhere Near?
On our way to our heavenly bonanza.
Want to Slip Down a Back Passage?
01.26.15
Want to Slip Down a Back Passage?
From a time when all you needed was a crack to slip through.
Beware of Elderly People
01.23.15
Beware of Elderly People
We have absolutely nothing against seniors, but...
Watch Your Lunch, Please
01.22.15
Watch Your Lunch, Please
Perhaps just a polite request to stick to biscuits.
Mountains of Passion
01.21.15
Mountains of Passion
As a matter of fact, it could just be a viewpoint.
So Where to from Here?
01.20.15
So Where to from Here?
Every square inch here is precious.
Now Hear This Officer
01.19.15
Now Hear This Officer
Crooks beware! Police talking here.
Lovely Old Times in Egypt?
01.16.15
Lovely Old Times in Egypt?
Embraceable you.
Danger Children Very Cross Here
01.15.15
Danger Children Very Cross Here
Be careful! Little girls in Warsaw are demanding bigger lollipops.
Original Kentucky Chicken
01.14.15
Original Kentucky Chicken
There is every indication that this part of Kentucky is hardly vegetarian.
Ouch! That’s My Jewelry
01.13.15
Ouch! That’s My Jewelry
Fiery conquistadores with a taste for a vigorous approach.
Muff Moments in Ireland
01.12.15
Muff Moments in Ireland
Day and night-time entertainment in County Donegal.
New Ways to Have a Giggle
01.09.15
New Ways to Have a Giggle
Laughing gas over our heads.
Don’t Brush This Beaver
01.08.15
Don’t Brush This Beaver
Could it be a escaped furry creature from Beaver Island?
A Venerable Ancestral Home
01.07.15
A Venerable Ancestral Home
We don’t recommend you try stealing this sign.
A Not So Hot Idea
01.06.15
A Not So Hot Idea
How did they get their satnavs so horribly wrong?
Beware Crocodile Tears
01.05.15
Beware Crocodile Tears
You'll have a nice crocodile to gently stop you if your wheelchair's brakes fail.
Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You
01.02.15
Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You
These kind of things happen when out-of-towners irritate natives.
Mind Your Ostrich
01.01.15
Mind Your Ostrich
Put on your skates if you want to prepare a delicious omelette for two dozen people from a single egg.
Danger: Parents Present
12.31.14
Danger: Parents Present
Please, refrain from dragging your children around supermarkets.
From Petting to Taching & More
12.30.14
From Petting to Taching & More
Hold on to your clothes before you ask.
High-Heel Student Pranks
12.29.14
High-Heel Student Pranks
Caring for Danish women's shoes.
Seniors Out of Order
12.26.14
Seniors Out of Order
Maybe it's time for a serious rethink of this pedestrian system.
Pongy Canals and Dead Fish
12.25.14
Pongy Canals and Dead Fish
Those kind of things can happen when you don't flush your canals.
Merry Christmas, Santa is in Town
12.24.14
Merry Christmas, Santa is in Town
Thank you everybody. And have a hugely Merry Christmas!
Ho-Ho, Ho-Ho, It’s Off to Titty Ho We Go
12.23.14
Ho-Ho, Ho-Ho, It’s Off to Titty Ho We Go
Leave that beer and come here. It's time to gather for a giggle.
Free Falling in China
12.22.14
Free Falling in China
In search of an adrenalin rush.
A Peepee in the River
12.19.14
A Peepee in the River
Hej, dude, don't look for privacy here!
Danger Global Warming
12.18.14
Danger Global Warming
Or just planning to run 40 laps around the council swimming pool.
Community Living Is a Bitche
12.17.14
Community Living Is a Bitche
It's just a guess, but there might be a divorce court nearby.
How Considerate of You
12.16.14
How Considerate of You
A Canadian town very fond of rowing competitions.
More Salt with the Ice Please
12.15.14
More Salt with the Ice Please
Be careful! They just can't afford to lose another waiter.
Calling All Pros
12.12.14
Calling All Pros
Couldn't they just be suggesting a dress code for the evening?
Does This Bear Attention?
12.11.14
Does This Bear Attention?
Not sure if they wanted to tell us about the zoo.
A Quiet Moment in Beijing
12.10.14
A Quiet Moment in Beijing
Why would this pal want us to know he was out visiting?
We’d Rather Not Fish About
12.09.14
We’d Rather Not Fish About
Somebody needs to talk to this fish directly.
A Gay Old Time in Michigan
12.08.14
A Gay Old Time in Michigan
Probably Joseph E. wouldn't be so amused to watch his Gay Parade.
Is This a Silly Sign?
12.05.14
Is This a Silly Sign?
Not as stupid as you might think.
A Messy Business
12.03.14
A Messy Business
Couldn't it just be a confusion due to an unusually cold winter?
Virginia Legend
12.03.14
Virginia Legend
No words to describe the 'no words'.
Fuk Man Road Improvement
12.02.14
Fuk Man Road Improvement
A job well done by a successful engineer.
Getting Down to Marriage
12.02.14
Getting Down to Marriage
This is the end. For the better or for the worse.
Sobering Advice in China
12.01.14
Sobering Advice in China
A considered recommendation by a Chinese factory manager.
First Algonquian Lady Driver
12.01.14
First Algonquian Lady Driver
Once upon a time the chief's wife changed her horse for a car.
Dangers of Predictive Texting
11.30.14
Dangers of Predictive Texting
Why would walking cause Japanese people to catch fire?
Pray Be Seated
11.27.14
Pray Be Seated
There are times when it may be safer to stand on the loo.
I Love My Pussy
11.27.14
I Love My Pussy
An ancient mountain village in France with a peculiar name.
As Easy as Shooting Fish in a Barrel
11.26.14
As Easy as Shooting Fish in a Barrel
Friendly train conductors helping schoolgirls win fishing competitions in the Tokyo subway.
The Butt of a Joke
11.26.14
The Butt of a Joke
The residents of this road had to change its name, because they didn't like being butted.
Too Late for the Barbeque
11.26.14
Too Late for the Barbeque
Strange things can happen when you wikieup and find yourself in Arizona.
Tokyo Cat Show
11.25.14
Tokyo Cat Show
Tuck your cat's tail under your armpit if you don't want to have an accident!
A Rose by Any Other Name
11.24.14
A Rose by Any Other Name
This is just a future event that never happened.
Free Electric Therapy for Chinese Seniors
11.24.14
Free Electric Therapy for Chinese Seniors
Let's create a lovely electric atmosphere.
An Unusually American Occupation
11.24.14
An Unusually American Occupation
This is what happens when you pedal flat-out at railway lines.
Fancy a Happy Bottom Today?
11.23.14
Fancy a Happy Bottom Today?
People in Dorset... oh they love their pigs so much!
Indian Club Soda
11.21.14
Indian Club Soda
Just a sparkling stop along the road.
Recycling at Patong Beach
11.20.14
Recycling at Patong Beach
Drink responsibly.
An Upside-Down Mermaid in the Sky
11.19.14
An Upside-Down Mermaid in the Sky
Perhaps the person in the picture is skydiving from a foot above the water...
Lemmings You May Want to Meet
11.18.14
Lemmings You May Want to Meet
Careful! You might see some of those small creatures prowling around here.
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