Well that’s what the sign says, so we’re not having a go at seniors. In fact, we quite like having them for tea although not literally like a biscuit. However we have to make an exception when it comes to pensioner’s day at our local supermarket.

There is nothing, absolutely nothing quite as scary as facing down a phalanx of shopping trolleys driven by determined oldies charging for the free tea and cookie table. If they mow us down we might end up looking like the people on the sign so that’s maybe who they really are.