Unless you are into prison fantasies, handcuffs and musty prison cells, it might be better not to get pulled over here and body searched by a frisky Horní police person. You could try telling them you came from the twinned town of Pszów, in Silesian Voivodeship, Poland if you could pronounce it but that would have to be a last resort.

Perhaps you should simply take your chances and say, “I am looking for Horní police, are you one and can you help me out of this stressful situation?”